I LAUGH IF U FALL.......

i want u 2 know that our friendship means a lotto me.U cry i cry.U laugh i laugh.U jump out of the window.. I look down & den.. i lauf again

JUST ANOTHER ONE....

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

REALITY......??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.

FACTS....

Fact 1:1you can not touch your lower lip with your toung.....

Fact 2:After reading this 99/100 idiot would try it....:p

SHIRT....

Thats a cute shirt.What did you do with the rest of the table cloth.

MISTAKE

I've been arrested 4 being the ugliest person,
Can u come here n show them its a mistake?

INTELLIGENT

BOY:boys are more intteligent than girl.
GIRL:any proof?
BOY:we always say intelliGENTS....do u ever heard inttelLADIES.....

PERFECT

NOBODY is perfect 
i am NOBODY

u r BEAUTIFUL...

U r 100% beautiful
U r 100% lovely
U r 100% sweet
U r 100% nice
And U r 100% STUPID to belives these words...

IF U BECOME OLD....

If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

I LIKE U...:)

I Like 3 things

1.pizza
2.pepsi
3.YOU.
Pizza to eat 
pepsi to drink    
and YOU to clean the table....

intel ouside,,,

Think u r sitting in front of computer, what wil computr think?







"Intel inside mental Outside"

mu ha ha ha

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!

JOKES-MU HA HA HA.......:D: OMG......

JOKES-MU HA HA HA.......:D: OMG......: "Jon:What does 'IDK' mean? jim:I Don't Know. Jon:'OMG' nobody knows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

OMG......

Jon:What does 'IDK' mean?
jim:I Don't Know.
Jon:'OMG' nobody knows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!