Friday, 21 January 2011


i want u 2 know that our friendship means a lotto me.U cry i cry.U laugh i laugh.U jump out of the window.. I look down & den.. i lauf again


I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

Thursday, 20 January 2011


A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog.


Fact 1:1you can not touch your lower lip with your toung.....

Fact 2:After reading this 99/100 idiot would try it....:p

Wednesday, 19 January 2011


Thats a cute shirt.What did you do with the rest of the table cloth.


I've been arrested 4 being the ugliest person,
Can u come here n show them its a mistake?

Tuesday, 18 January 2011


BOY:boys are more intteligent than girl.
GIRL:any proof?
BOY:we always say u ever heard inttelLADIES.....